Show Me: cars with the terrible 5 mph bumper?

Kinja'd!!! "Justin Young" (jus1029)
06/30/2015 at 07:18 • Filed to: None

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My choice: Countach. Simple as that.

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Justin Young
06/30/2015 at 07:19

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McLaren F1


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Justin Young
06/30/2015 at 07:21

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all of them.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Justin Young
06/30/2015 at 07:56

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Merc R107 (SL)


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Justin Young
06/30/2015 at 08:00

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Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Justin Young
06/30/2015 at 08:08

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Kinja'd!!! atrombs > Justin Young
06/30/2015 at 08:16

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God it’s so terrible. Looking at that, it seems like there must have been someone that could design something better and still fall withing the federal guidelines. I’m going to say the Older SL class was pretty bad too.

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Kinja'd!!! Justin Young > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
06/30/2015 at 08:27

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That bumper delete makes that Prowler more hotrod-y!


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Justin Young
06/30/2015 at 08:54

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Exactly! I’d love one but apparently they’re underpowered (looks way faster than it is), expensive as balls, and unreliable - 90’s Plymouth/Chrysler yeahhh.

But look at this dirty slut of a car. Good lawdy.

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Kinja'd!!! jmalek > Justin Young
06/30/2015 at 09:01

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Also, don’t forget Lamborghini’s solution for bumper height requirements:

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Ahh, the 80s


Kinja'd!!! Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > Justin Young
06/30/2015 at 09:05

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And for the record. I own one of these and want the other.


Kinja'd!!! Justin Young > jmalek
06/30/2015 at 09:13

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Silly...but memorable!

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Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Justin Young
06/30/2015 at 10:08

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The ones they slapped on the Capri when it came over from Germany are pretty terrible.

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Kinja'd!!! theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
06/30/2015 at 10:24

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Didn’t they come with an upgraded (250+ hp) 3.5 in the later years?


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil
06/30/2015 at 10:30

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Looking at the Wiki yes, so very capably 6 second 0-60. Maybe it was the 4 speed auto trans people were complaining about. Interesting- says the successor is the Crossfire. Makes sense but never thought about that.


Kinja'd!!! Gonemad > Justin Young
06/30/2015 at 10:32

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Browtach? dat wing...